I’m still seeing it— way too dark and big with the inner part all squared off, and sometimes you can see what looks like brown marker on the skin through the eyebrow hairs. I mean, I get it, you don’t want plucked or thin ones. But yikes.

Ugh. We’re holding off on social media- I have a 12 year old daughter and a 13.5 year old son. But for how long can I really do that? I need to keep the 12 year old from idolizing Kardashians and such (it’s bad enough she mainlines Dance Moms), and keep the 13.5 newly out gay son from being bullied. But at some point…

Right? Anyone who has ever worked with a large number of brand new lawyers knows they know next to nothing anyway. They’re super unqualified to opine on legal situations they have no training or background in. Sometimes they can’t even work out how many days they have to file a whatever motion. I say this having been…

That and she’s never had a lawyer job. I’m a lawyer and I work with a woman who is TERRIBLE, and has a super shitty job history but sterling academic credentials like these. But she’s never been able to keep a job, she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing, and is an arrogant raging bitch. At some earlier point in…

He is the worst. The worst. What if you had to listen to one of them for an hour, and death is not an option? My god, I honestly think I would choose her and I hate her so fucking much. But he is just such a pompous fucknugget. Both of them, the way they are literally paid to come up with anything that will defend…

That, and it’s basically Trump voters in a nutshell— damn those fancy pizza people, NYC pizza is for elitist city snobs! I like shitty Dominos just fine! I work with a few of them and I have to suppress my eye rolls when they start going off about how good whatever shitty fast food chain is. Which they especially love…

I always would have thought this was a great idea, and that anything to be inclusive for trans kids is good. But now I’m flat out choked up reading it- my 13 year old son told us last month he’s gay (via text, of course, because he’s 13 and it’s 2017). So suddenly I’m looking at the world through the lens of being a…

My husband did it. He WALKED OUT OF THERE like 10 minutes later. NBD, seriously. And he was fucking ecstatic about it because he wanted a third kid even less than I did. His stories are all about having to go back a good 2-3 times for retests because he still had some live ones in there.

I do employment law, and the results when a non-employment attorney decides to handle an employment issue for a client are laughable. They think it’s common sense but it rarely is.

I’m a lawyer and I used to work at a huge firm (which has like 20 people working in the Trump administration now, shamefully). You would be surprised how little most lawyers know about areas of law they haven’t worked on directly. We have a basic understanding of certain stuff, like the way contracts work, basic Con…

Same, although I guess mine is more like Alicia Silverstone’s. Shit, I’m 45, what do these people want from me. Ain’t nobody got time for straightening AND curling.

Pretty sure that last one is ours— the faux moroccan tile one. Yea you know what, I also have pottery barn couches. My kids and dog get dirt, food, drinks, and hair all over both so really just fuck it. I will get my perfect, designer-acceptable living room when they move out. Til then we’re basic.

It’s not really about getting them to eat kale and then bragging about it. It’s more (1) only having to cook one meal, and (2) not giving them “kid food” like nuggets, pizza, and mac and cheese every night, to the point they won’t eat anything else. The vast majority of families (upper middle class area) I know are…

We outlawed the email quotes. Take that, Linda from travel accounting.

Oh is that where that is? Totally missed that. So much sense is made.

Are there enough wannabe posh people in Waco to buy all the shit they’re trying to sell? And all their flipped houses with the shiplap and clocks?

We know a couple, both late 40s/early 50s with two kids, who call each other “buddy.” Sometimes it comes with a little edge, like they’re holding back from saying “dumbfuck” instead.

I have two middle schoolers and they LOVE Cheesecake Factory. The younger one asked for it for her birthday. They have wine so I was like sure munchkin, whatever you like.

I could definitely see that. Like I said, we worried about this guy from my office even though we knew he was aware he needed to do as he was told.

An older, widowed guy from my office went a couple years ago. He had literally been everywhere else, twice and three times. He was genuinely fascinated by it. But he stayed exactly where the tour people told him to, didn’t try to hand out bibles, steal posters, etc. We were still worried sick about him— it was right…