I so want to do this— I was already planning a fake sick day to read a book I have arriving from Amazon today. This would make for a lively second activity. But I have like one stupid meeting in the middle of the day. Dammit!

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET?

The idiot filler words are so fucking annoying. And the really annoying thing is that anything he does that becomes a known thing, something that people make fun of— he does it MORE. And the dumbasses love him more for it. It somehow makes him the opposite of the liberal elite that he can’t fucking talk, wears dumpy…

JFC, she’s only 3 years younger than me. WHAT.

You forgot blah-blah-blah why should I have to pay for someone else’s birth control. Even though it obviously helps society in a massive way.

Same except I have three pairs. I still wear them. F it. I’m not letting the terrorists win.

I hate to say it, but the Ivanka Trump shoes are pretty good, too. In particular, they make basic work pumps that don’t slide off your heel or make your foot sweat. There were even a few very low heel ones that still look nice— something that really no other lower price brand does well. I should have burned all of…

I’m betting we’ll be seeing this one on SNL this week.

Right there with you, but I’m 44. I’ve had health anxiety for ages now, since maybe 24. I literally was convinced I had MS for like a month or two, all because my leg felt funny one day. Now I have a splendid chronic pain issue that I’m managing— currently it lives in my back and neck (all tests for bad things were…

I literally just did this today. I didn’t want Ambien because I’m afraid I still won’t sleep and I’ll just be really tired. I think my anxiety is what prevents me from sleeping anyway. Also, I just get really anxious about all the arrangements and making sure everything goes as planned.

Definitely— especially for someone with knee problems bad enough to even consider surgery.

Agree, and also the ones who think Melania Trump is so much prettier and classier than Michelle Obama. And that Trump is a good choice because “he’s a businessman.”

Can confirm, and they have radar for anyone anywhere mentioning anything about skincare so they can schill their Rodan and Fields shit.

I dunno, they’re kind of small? I’m not that concerned about it.

Ha! They actually have frozen wild blueberries at Trader Joes. I bought some for my smoothies because why not. Maybe it will cure my neverending back and neck aches?

You know it’s funny though- there was some study that showed PT and walking was as effective as knee surgery for some type of condition. So not all that stuff is bad. But praying away the autoimmune disease is dicey.

She seems ok for now. Hard to say. I’m sure eating better is helpful, and I have no doubt the meds she was on are kind of a mixed bag with side effects.

Honestly, I think this friend of mine is just desperate. That will make you do weird stuff. The food stuff usually isn’t too harmful. But yea it’s scary.

I met someone who is “following” some sort of guru she learned about through Gwenyth Paltrow. She is the only person I’ve ever heard say something the effect that she “trusts anything Gwenyth Paltrow recommends.” I guess Paltrow featured this guy on her site or in a book or something. Anyway, this guru basically…

Good god yes. I can only imagine that all of spring break 1993 would have been on video for all to see. And the things I would have posted thinking I was funny or cool. Instagram is almost better since there’s less editorializing.