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that is some damn good kinja

The Sixers have already offered the AAU team one 2018 first rounder and two 2019 second rounders for the kid.

Thus concludes the hottest scandal of Kawhi Leonard’s career.

Hold me like you’ll never let me goooooo

That years old Belichick quote once again proves that his curt answers are generally the result of bad questions. If you ask him a good question, he’ll talk your damn ear off.

should we expect Mia Hamm’s untimely death some time tomorrow because anything he can do, she can do better?

I said, “It would mean so much to me

I would’ve loved to see them all on one team 4-5 years ago. At this point Wade only has knees for about 45 games a season, Melo has never played well with others, and CP3 being a pure point guard would clash with Lebron’s position as a point forward. It would be a mess and Golden State would eat them alive.

If he’s trying for form a superteam, he’s sure as hell not moving to the West, where he’d have to go through Golden State every year, to do it. He’s probably also not trying to play with Carmelo Anthony, friends off the court or not. Wojnarowski is a fucking dunce.

he was going to challenge Steph Curry to a game of EQUINE

It would all be worth it if he managed to get Austin Rivers cut

so Diana Taurasi is Ron Swanson?

KD used the time other people have spent on beer, working on his jumper.

right? based on his previous level of athleticism, Draymond Green has obviously cracked open a few cold ones with the boys. it’s hard to imagine Durant has ever chugged, much less straight shotgunned, a shitty beer.

Give him a break; he’s never won a championship before, so he doesn’t know how to celebrate one. He lacks the pedigree of your Robert Horrys and your James Jones and your Luke Waltons. He’ll get there; he’ll learn. It’ll be fine.

Counterpoint: Westbrook wouldn’t have had the season he did if Durant had stayed in OKC. Discuss.

“I told y’all we should’ve made Durant a priority!” - Magic Johnson this morning.

“Does his legacy feel secure?”

the difference is the agency given to the players. MLS shuttles players around, removing their ability to decide their own workplace; the NBA lets the players do it themselves. granted, that leads to superdominant uberteams, but that’s miles better than MLS’s single-entity bullshit