The onesies get easier.

I worked in retail for years, and without a doubt, regardless of clientele, geography, local income, or any other demographic you'd like to name, the ladies room was consistently dirtier than the men's rooms, and with a much higher chance of pure nastiness occurring.

A dirty washroom is usually because the staff don't clean it enough. Not because of the menz.

We haven't had the "pleasure" of changing 2 month horsenpony-pony in public yet. I'm dreading it. Mainly because he's such a goddamn wiggle worm and I apparently STILL have carpel tunnel from the end of my pregnancy. Snapping up those goddamn onesies is a struggle and has brought about some creative swearing on my…

As someone who worked in a restaurant for years, don't make that assumption. Men can fuck up a bathroom, yeah, but women can also be naaaasty. Put the changing station away from the urinals and it should be fine.

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

WHY IS EVERYTHING CHUNKS

RIP Giggy

This whole thing is a bummer. None of it is working. Lisa no.

Not sure if you're aware of this, but most people's workdays are set in stone and determined by things like "meetings" and "clients" and "other employees", and most people generally do not adjust their workday to match up with the sun now that most people do not work in agriculture.

You can't, like, just order a hamburger?

Starred for "painted Fritos"! I'm going to be laughing at that image all day.

These customers remind me of the dumbest person I ever had walk through the doors of the Borders I managed after college.

A thrilling game that shows how irrelevant the college basketball regular season can be.

Villa fan perspective: relative to the last 3-4 years, this was fucking la decima.

Both teams are nicknamed the Owls

25K for placing 3rd in an event that happens once every 4 years, is not "getting paid." Even 250K for gold isn't much when you consider how much you have to do to get to the point where you can win an Olympic gold.