Looks like he's got some decent range on that thing.

The University of Colorado at Boulder would like to give you a big, lazy middle finger.

It is also not in the middle of nowhere as he would like everyone to believe, but instead a measly 2 miles from a major highway I-94. His secluded "no Frills" cabin is 40 minutes from Madison, 30 Minutes from Downtown Milwaukee, and 90 Minutes from Downtown Chicago. I should after all the guy is my neighbor.

Damn this doesn't even have a rain shower head. I'd say its minimalistic

One of my favorite moments of Real Housewives of Bev Hills is that first season when Saint Camille takes the gang to visit Kels while he's doing Broadway. He answers the knock on his dressing room door and when he sees it's her, he gives the most awkward hug and greets his wife with a half-hearted "Oh, hello......you".

I work with a woman where I've just stopped arguing about it. When we have grant reports due, I literally copy/paste the last report she wrote and update the numbers. She then sends me back (angry and condescending) edits to her own words. I graciously accept all her changes. She then re-edits her words. I accept all…

Favre: Where'd you shave?

No. 10: Know how you trend.

That looks to be off by 1.5 PSI.

Another issue with definitions, I'm afraid - homosexuality isn't like being outdoorsy, or spending all your time sitting in front of a TV. Where did all these people get the idea that falling in love with someone of the same sex is a lifestyle? It's just bizarre.

Excuse me, Sir, that's "lustful cockmonster"

Continual reminder to homophobes/non-inclusionary Christians: gay people doing their thing will not turn you into a "lustful cockmaster"

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

Exactly. Because this is our health blog, and I'm taking on the EWG's very specific suggestion that you can protect your health by using their shopping guide.

From what I understand most of the damage done by pesticides occurs in children

Are these pigs anuses? They look delicious.

I like how half this post is still dedicated to cleanliness. You can take the poop-smeared wang out of the Clean Person, but you can't take the Clean Person out of the poop-smeared wang. (Or something.)

"Broaching The Subject"

getting right boffed by the bonnet of a lorry

One of them's named Nacho and he's only 5th? Those must be some quality white boys up top.