Did Rent and Les Misérables have a terrible love child?

I know this is blaspemy in most gay circles - and many straight circles as well - but I absolutely loath musical theater (except for Evita, I’m absolutely fascinated by Eva Peron), but this was really funny. I had zero clue Gay or Eurpoean was a thing. You got me laughing pretty hard here at work too, because I just…

I don’t know why, but my (admittedly wonky) Gaydar™ went off years ago to Threatcon: Delta-levels to when I first saw Calvin Harris. Then again over across the Atlantic, with the guys you gotta play a game of Gay, Straight, or European?, so it sucks being a gay dude visiting over there. I’m always so confused, and…

I second October. I love October. As I mentioned in another comment, it’s the sweet spot of fall. It’s far enough away from summer you know you’re in fall, early enough not to stress out about the holidays. Fall produce is in full swing (the pears!). I’m a big sports nut so all the big sports are in full swing then.…

Precisely. And I will go one further and say October is the best month of the year - right in the sweet spot of fall. Crisp weather; apples, pears, eggplants, mushrooms, pumpkins; sports in full swing, things start moving indoors and cozier, still too early to get stressed over the holidays. Fall is the best, and…

Mind you, back home in Wolfsburg, the score is reported as 2-1 win for the Wolves

Strangely (luckily?) my attention gravitated to the fact the dude’s name is Louie Liu, which I found myself saying over and over, faster and faster, allowing me to completely zone out the inane, idiotic stuff he actually said.

I give you guys props though for finding a font more janky than Comic Sans. Coming from a graphic designer, I think it’s spectacular.

Ha. Thanks. I’m here from Foodspin for the most part, even more so now that hockey and college baseball are done for me.

They’re actually bidding as a single sport this time around. The sports were governed separately, and after both getting kicked out in 2005, the International Baseball Federation and the International Softball Federation felt they’d be stronger if they presented a unified front, so they merged their governing bodies…

False. Just demonstrably false. Just get the fuck out of here with that. The 2014 Kunming attacks (33 dead, including 4 attackers) were carried out by eight perpetrators. Eight. Imagine if those eight were carrying guns. Dozens more than 33 would be dead, no if, ands, or buts about that.

False. Just demonstrably false. Just get the fuck out of here with that. The 2014 Kunming attacks (33 dead, including 4 attackers) were carried out by eight perpetrators wielding. Eight. Imagine if those eight were carrying guns. Dozens more than 33 would be dead, no if, ands, or buts about that.

False. Just demonstrably false. Just get the fuck out of here with that. The 2014 Kunming attacks (33 dead, including 4 attackers) were carried out by eight perpetrators. Eight. Imagine if those eight were carrying guns. Dozens more than 33 would be dead, no if, ands, or buts about that.

False. Just demonstrably false. Just get the fuck out of here with that. The 2014 Kunming attacks (33 dead, including 4 attackers) were carried out by eight perpetrators. Eight. Imagine if those eight were carrying guns. Dozens more than 33 would be dead, no if, ands, or buts about that.

False. Just demonstrably false. Just get the fuck out of here with that. The 2014 Kunming attacks (33 dead, including 4 attackers) were carried out by eight perpetrators. Eight. Imagine if those eight were carrying guns. Dozens more than 33 would be dead, no if, ands, or buts about that.

So would you ascribe the higher death tolls in mass shootings to dumb luck as well? Or will you acknowledge that guns are just that much more lethal when used as a weapon?

3. A PS4/Xbox One

This is just a random observation, but everytime I see Sophia Amaruso, I can’t help get a weird Ayn Rand-ian vibe just from her look. Then it’s usually next to articles like this and an I can’t get another dose of that Ayn Rand-ian vibe.

Maybe that joke was his way of giving his two weeks notice. Though this guy’s a POS like the rest of them, and though I wish he would have gone full Steve Slater, I think it was his way of saying “Peace out, bitches. I’m done.”

You’re correct, bredren.