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Back in the day during its hyperinflation, my friend figured out a full page ad in Zimbabwe’s main newspaper was something like $35. He had some choice words for Robert Mugabe, but never got around to placing an ad. But the lesson here is that exchange rates can be a good thing.

Hot damn. I’d extradite myself in a heartbeat. Maybe they’re trying to smoke him out.

Jesus, Mike & Molly immediately followed? All the Trinis are probably thinking “This is the country that’s judging us and cleaning up sports? Lawd haf mercy on they bumsies.”

Jesus Christ, honestly can’t tell if you’re trolling, but for someone who throws out the Constitution a lot, that’s not how the First Amendment works. It says the government can’t punish you for peacefully assembling. It doesn’t stop other private citizens from peacefully judging the shit out of you and what you do

Damn. That kid sounds like she might have Prader-Willi syndrome, a genetic disorder. I worked in a psychology clinic at the large research hospital on campus as my work study, and we would see kids with this. The one way it manifests is starting at 2 or 3, the kids are always fucking hungry.

Dear god. If I manage to make it through that, I’d kick the living daylights out of that deviously smiling pink unicorn thing at the end there, before weeping and collapsing into the sad remnants of a broken soul.

These two GIFs - one pure joy, one pure fury - if only because I see something new in the crowd every single loop.

The second thing I ever streamed on Netflix was a documentary called The Great Happiness Space: Tale of an Osaka Love Thief, about the host clubs for women. At first it was fun in its weirdness, but then it became a real eye-opener. I bet these rental boyfriends can sadly get their customers to blow money insanely

Per Wikipedia:

♫ Everything’s Better with Blue-bonic Chronic On It ♫

I always love seeing these folks who go to great lengths to discriminate get taken down several notches. Change might not happen often, but sometimes what these clowns need is a swift kick to the ass on a personal level to come to their senses, as it looks like this was the case here. Looking more into this story, I’m

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I'm not gonna lie, I don't know much of her Tejano songs, but man, I Could Fall In Love gets this gruff, emotionless heathen right in the feels every time, especially since she didn't live past 23 years of age. I grew up right as she was getting big here in the U.S., and still vividly remember her death. The more I

I was fully expecting to enjoy the spring weather and go outside last Saturday, but found myself on my couch absolutely captivated with QPR's game against West Brom, and how QPR just kept stumbling, clanging and smashing towards the goal. Austin's header was awesome, but Zamora's sprinting left-footed lob over West

The worst passengers are the ones you have to rely on, but don’t deliver. Like the ones you go on a roadtrip on, who volunteers you and your car for the drive, but the moment you get on the interstate, he puts his shades on, lowers the radio, and pulls the hat over his eyes and goes to sleep, leaving you bored

I've know what you mean. Living in North Florida, and having terrible connection times in the small airports near me, I've often thought, why don't I just book outta Atlanta and just drive the four or five hours there and cut out this connecting nonsense. Then I look up the prices and its like, hot damn, a few hundred

The arriving late thing always got me. It was only ever no more than a hunch, but I thought that the little regional jets from the small towns in the Southeast I’d fly in from were given the lowest priority when chaos reigned due to weather or whatever. You’d always see rolling delays through the day, and happening

This made me sad knowing this. If they had walkable tunnels in other parts of the concourses, I would definitely consider them over the train.

Ay, susmaryosep.

I love Charlotte! For a while in living in Gainesville, the only two options were to connect through ATL or CLT and I would invariably choose Charlotte if I could. The airport doesn’t have the symmetry of ATL, in fact it’s a bit wonky in layout, but it is easy. And when you’re connecting through, haggard from a long

Now that I’ve had my morning coffee and shaken off my case of the grumps, I would emphasize, if I lived in Atlanta, Hartsfield-Jackson would be fantastic, since the amount of places you can go non-stop from there is mind-boggling.