Twertle.
Let's not pretend that this isn't fucking delightful.
How messed up is it that I played the video and my 5 yr old grandchild starts singing along with the song from other room? Sigh..
No no no.. this is the best vine ever.
I got a lawyer to shut up once. He was originally from the Great White North. We are in Northern California. I got on the elevator one morning with my full-length coat and backpack (it was winter, rainy and cold). He shook his head condescendingly and said, "You Californians. You have no idea what real weather is…
Hahaha, I know right? I feel like a part of her secretly hates being a mom and this is her reaction to feelings/emotions she isn't comfortable with. Which is sad because it isn't fair that so many women grow up being taught that being a good woman or a good wife or a good mother necessarily involves being completely…
I would actually, but my yoga pants are giving me a seriously uncomfortable case of camel toe right now.
B-but I thought complaining about stuff was one of the few forms of decompression that some exhausted moms can enjoy...
We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…
Or maybe Martha is annoyed by GP like the rest of us are? I don't think my bottom line needs to be affected for me to think that Goopy is annoying as fuck.
SHE IS AMAZING AND INSANE! I just bought the October/Halloween issue for this year and it's got a whole section on apple sauce. But not the store bought kind, the kind you make yourself with apples you pick from your own orchard. Because, you know, everyone has one of those. Everything she does is so perfectly rustic!!
That's the amazing thing about Martha. It's not just cooking, it's ev-er-y-th-i-ng. Gardening, decorating, cleaning, crafts, everything. A steady stream of projects. Things to actually do.
His head snaps back. Dog in heaven his head snaps back.
that's how royalty and fealty work. you don't ignore the queen.
I don't see Goop coming out with an amazing Halloween magazine issue every year, so yeah. Goop can suck it.
Or that of a Polish American BOSS who beats WASPs at their own game and a blonde actor with a Jewish Dad who's just trying to make sure we all know we're doing everything wrong and have terrible skin. Formidable foes, but my money is on the one with the Lifetime movie. Always.
Is that even considered shade?! Martha straight up called her out.