WHOA, JTHM!! Haven't seen that in ages!

pickle juice was awesome for pregnancy constipation! ..just saying. i heard from a friend. :|

Pickle shits are a regular thing for me. I get those giant whole pickles and munch on them with some popcorn. I missed 15 minutes of Guardians of the Galaxy because of them!

Really? Huh. It never occurred to me that she was being rude. Of course, maybe I was just looking at it through rose-colored glasses.

Honestly, your ex was rude as fuck for making fun of you for that.

I've told this story to three people who weren't there, so if you're reading this and you recognize me: hi.

As my grandpa would say when referring to diarrhea, "better tighten your pucker string."

I've posted this on Jezebel before but it fits so well here too.

I shit my pants last week. I don't know if anyone has ever seen the 4chan greentext about pickle shits, but I have learned that it actually might be true. I was eating the last of the pickle chips in the bottom of a jar, and ended up drinking about an inch or two worth of pickle juice to get to them. About 20 minutes…

I only enjoy the poop stories of others. I myself do not actually poop.

Ugh, I can't believe I'm about to share this.

... I'm starting to get worried because something is wrong, but I don't know how very wrong yet.

I work with people with developmental disabilities and consequently have a lot of poop stories. Here's one of my better and less disgusting ones:

I think I can win this.

Former 90's goth obligatory post:

TELL! TELL! TELL!

I am also just here for the poop stories. While we wait, I thought I would share this one. It's my favorite poop story in the history of poop stories.

I don't have a poop story. I'm commenting purely so that you can all laugh at my British discomfort at the idea of sharing a poop story. Or reading a poop story. Or generally acknowledging that poop is a thing that happens.