"I'M ON KILL." How am I not aware of this phrase? I guess Canadians aren't often on kill.

Keep headlights up while not in use to aid that 'little malfunctions' look.

Twice cut by Detroit.

Pfart sitz ist nicht gut.

Head to England and you'll see Heinz Ketchup, Mustard, and especially Brown Sauce eaten this way. Works perfectly for a people who eat street food while walking on the street, waiting for the bus, waiting for the train, waiting in line to get into clubs, waiting in line to get some more chips, and sometimes driving.

'tach.

This piece and several comments made me feel extremely lucky. Yes, things are tough all over, and we need to be able to vent to, support, and educate each other.

Depends what you tattoo in the "red zone". If you have a doctorate in Economics and an MBA and tattoo facsimiles of your degrees.... well.

And he's a cop!

Kenny Hotz is a BMW test pilot now?

Well, easy for me to say because i'm not a prarent yet and know the foolhardiness of offering parenting advice when you aren't one.

I'm into this. I'm a(n) MM fan, and have loved discovering that Jon Hamm couldn't take himself less seriously.

No shit. His wife looks like a ski champion with an Audi A6 Volant and his paramour looks like an on-air jewelry huckster with an incarcerated ex-husband.

Yowza!

Beautiful people are people who feel good about themselves. My wife, who is beautiful, and was that 'pretty girl', has based a little too much of her value on her (lovely, natural) looks, and now worries about them and hates getting older. This disappoints and frustrates me. I was told amazing things about myself (by…

"If there's one thing I've learned through the work that I do....

YOUNGER?

The last time I saw balls in a car ad... figuratively, was when that gentleman of the countryside fired, or, suggested the butler fire, the chauffeur.

I've got no time for Michael Bay. But he's not hurting anyone. Let his horrible movies contin -