Hey, I clicked on this story, but I can't help but wonder how far these tab covers will have to go to continue to grab with shock, sadness, rudeness, vulgarity, mockery, and misery. DUMPED ALREADY! JEN'S HEARTBREAK! and WORST BEACH BODIES! Will soon be INSIDES OF PENISES! VOMIT IN THE WATER! and TITTY RAPE-RAPE!