Corn I can cut back on. But not whisky.

You're supposed to skate IN pools, Kook.

Look at that POS wobble out of the parking space... and I wonder what they had written before the lawyers forced them to change it to "dear."

Norsche.

American Psycho.

Blue Crouch.

Anything and grey leather interior. Porsche is guilty of this... maroon 928s sometimes rocked this totally barf look.

Agreed... Retro Done Right. Should somebody have trademarked that?

Magnificent.

And THAT'S the best footage they shot of their little stunt? Nice job not getting the moment of impact, Dipshits.

They just had to say 'Nascar'. They had to include every plot point to make even the TRAILER interesting enough to sit through. Stink lines.

I hope Eddie Griffin gets to drive this thing.

The camera! How meta.

That 'holding in piss' feeling.

As long as we never try to do away with (and I'm coming up with a term on the fly and have been drinking) The Breastnocular Effect.

Please excuse my ignoraminousness. CTHLHU?

I've said it before, and I don't care what you think: my Dad has one. 1987 S4. Manual.

1987 944S!

Been done before. Royal Ontario Museum's 2007 exhibit ad campaign: Italian Art & Design. Bikers on scooters drinking espresso.

I never want to meet this man