These ramblings would honestly make a lot more sense to me if I knew that he just plowed through a mountain of coke. I can’t picture his speech pattern any other way in my head.

This is the White House communications director, people. Let that sink in.

Sorrell is accused of driving next to the couple for more than 20 blocks (seriously, that shit is frightening)

I love Derren Brown. This is one of my favorites. Here he hypnotizes Simon Pegg into thinking that he wants a BMX bike. It’s pretty stunning.

No. But I know how the third world works. It isn’t good, but the alternative is nothing.

So 10% goes to them. Sounds better than 0% to me.

Or come to Puerto Rico. PLEASE! Seriously, please come and spend money. Our women are hot, our men handsome and more gentlemanly and less chauvinist than cuban men. Our food is the same. You don’t need a passport, you’re not leaving the US. We got great cigars as well, and delicious rum.

That’s right, deny them the opportunity to benefit from your tourist dollars, they will be so grateful.

Of course I can still travel to Cuba, I’m Canadian.

I guess I just figured it hadn’t reached that far down the bureaucracy, yet.

Anybody who had a “Trump/Pence” yard sign last year.

Why can’t I give you ALL the Stars??? I was going to post the same thing.

Wouldn’t it be a shame if we reported an illegal immigrant who pretended to have a job to enter the country, but didn’t actually, married for a green card, then FINALLY got a largely ceremonial job, BUT refused to do it and cost taxpayers an inordinate amount of money because she refused to uphold the…

Do Melania next!

That is essentially what our government is right now, though.

I reported Sebastian Gorka for lying on his citizenship application about his membership in Vitezi Rend. They were not amused.

Yet this group claims it’s somehow racist to give the same to victims of all races and nationalities?

Call in to report Melania Trump because she worked on a tourist visa before she was naturalized and as per the Trump Admin and the DOJ, that makes her eligible for deportation.

VOICE provides access to the same information you and other reporters are already able to obtain. Yet this group claims it’s somehow racist to give the same to victims of all races and nationalities? That is absurd.

i’m reporting houses in the rich part of town for harboring illegal aliens lets see what happens.