He once told Howard Stern, when asked about the possibility of having kids with Melania “I mean, I won’t do anything to raise them, but I’ll supply funds.” He was joking around but it seems to be true. And it sounds like it was true for the other kids too. He didn’t take any interest in them (except for his sexual…

Yeah you can’t. I think it’s accurate to think they’re shitty, or deplorable if you will.

Because they have no real ideas aside from “Fuck it, let’s cash out and let this place collapse under it’s own weight” (which basically summarizes the tax and health policies); so they fall back on the bullshit they’ve been selling for decades.

I THANK GOD that he has no pets. I was genuinely afraid that people making comments after he moved (part-time) into the White House, he might get a dog. I can’t imagine how horribly he’d treat a pet. You KNOW it would suddenly be gone, and they’d say oh, it just had a stroke or something.

You can’t. They are shitty. Some might hide it well, or appear on the surface not to be shitty, but they are.

That’s what amazes me. There is absolutely nothing good about this man, nothing decent, nothing honorable, nothing honest, not intelligent, not talented—he is the opposite of all those things. Just a shitty human. Yet millions of Americans suppprt him. How can I not think those people are shitty?

Like translating Finnegan’s Wake, kind of.

He’s not even a decent family man. He now plays the doddering, dopey, imperceptive grandpa to his clearly resentful and purchased child bride, and he interacts with his grown children as if they are either his employees or creepy personal sex trophies.

They do it because a balanced budget means eliminating (and then privitizing) all of the Democratic “entitlement” programs.

They sell it to the voters that are extremely bad at math and who don’t realize that the ONLY reason that the United States dollar is #1 most used currency in the world is because people/foreign…

My girlfriend is from Finland, and actually has a degree in English Philology. Most people think she’s from some weird part of Canada or New Zealand, her English is so perfect.

When I was in Iraq, the insurgents came up with an IED that triggered by some sort of infra-red heat sensor. So when an American vehicle drove over it, the heat from the engine block would set it off.

Does this thing from 1938 count as terrorism?

I could sort of get the general idea he was trying to convey even when he was jumping around from thing to thing while he was supposed to focusing narrowly on one subject, but that last bit, I have no idea what the fuck he was trying to say. He has alzheimers, no doubt about it in my mind. He was getting tired and his…

I mean I know I shouldn’t still be surprised at how thoroughly uneducated he is...but I am.

I just tore a couch cushion in half.

Actual quote from the transcript: “You know, back when they did NATO there was no such thing as terrorism.” 

my reaction exactly. we are fucking doomed

The fuck did I just read

Yam-in-Chief

This wasn’t funny on The Apprentice and ut is even less funny now because the boardroom is the White House, we are the contestants and his advisors are even more incompetent than they were on the show. Because guess what? Sone of his “advisors” were on the Apprentice too.