My FiL — who is a world-class asshole and, wait for it, Trump supporter — just keeps resorting to “Well, he’s doing what he said he would do,” to which my wife will scream “BUT WHY IS ANYTHING HE’S DOING SO FAR A GOOD THING FOR LITERALLY ANYONE???” He doesn’t have a smug shithead answer to that though. I personally…

The thing is Trump is not, and never has been, a good businessman, or someone who is good at making money through legitimate means. He’s a grifter and a conman. His first mark was his dad, who bailed him out countless times, and since his dad died he’s had to widen the field. And with this win, he’s widened it…

“I am terrified that his grammar is a reflection of how his mind is organized.”

Is there a single grown up in Washington who will speak out on this mountainous pile of bullshit? Please, someone, take the wheel. I want my kid to grow up.

Have you seen the way his suits fit? I am saying, not very well.

That’s the thing, he knows EXACTLY what he is doing. He is doing what he wants. Making money. He has no idea how to be president. He is not a politician. He doesn’t have an inkling of how politics work. But he does know how to be a business man. And, by God, he is treating this whole thing like he bought out a failing…

I get that this is a joke, but I’m going to give you a realistic and mildly technical answer, because I think it is highly relevant.

OMG. the 7th seal has officially been opened.

Smart people do their homework

Hands down. He’s loves gathering intelligence, he’s strategic, he knows all about infrastructure —mainly water works, but still —he’s probably pro-choice and I bet his thoughts on Muslims and immigration are more progressive ...

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…

You know, everyone used to complain about the mid-season finale of Lost and then the supposed “ending” etc. But this is honestly the best season so far. Bet all you naysayers are feeling pretty stupid right about now about how “they’re not tying up all the loose ends” or how “the writers don’t know what they’re…

Up is down. Hell has frozen over. Lions and lambs are entering into long term committed relationships.

Being LIKE a smart person is not the same thing as being a smart person.

Trump Says He Doesn’t Need Daily Intelligence Briefings Because He’s “You Know, Like, A Smart Person”

Trump :I am so great! I am so Great! I am so Great!

I want to think that he’s willingly fucking with us just to make articles such as this appear, but then I realized that this is the same guy who’s patented a plethora of dumb things and spearheaded a ton of failed ventures. So really, he can’t actually be intelligent enough to willingly fuck with us. It’s a pure…

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