Rocky HIV

They filmed Rocky V in 1989. This supports my theory that Rocky V will give you AIDS.

“No whey!”

You’re trolling... right?

“So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…”

It’s an endorsement unless a few people are there to witness Big Ben saying no. Besides that, did you see the way Roethlisberger was dressed*? The guy was just asking for the chance to endorse Trump like the slut he is.

I’m sure if you told Donald Trump to go fuck himself with a running chainsaw, he would take it as a ringing endorsement.

I think that Chump has it in his head that a celebrity has endorsed him if they haven’t specifically wished him dead.

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

Those Democrats in the south are now Republicans in the south. Welcome to Poli Sci 101.

Understandable the headline writer could have missed the racist overtones of the first headline as the KKK is a fringe group who is very new on the scene and not widely known.

New headline: Phillies propensity for KKKs leads to the Birth of a Nation-al League contender.

And just like that, Donald Trump became a Phillies fan.

I’d play with both of those girls on a co-ed team in a heartbeat.

Spearing an opposing player: Two games.

Haha, I’m always a fan of the Jordan rules appearing in random womens sports. That softball catcher taking out 2 different runners is hilarious too. I’d play with both of those girls on a co-ed team in a heartbeat.

giving up 4 goals probably minimizes those college prospects as much as anything.

Ostensibly, their position is that child molestors will use open bathroom access for trans folks to their advantage. Because laws have always stopped child molestors in the past.

This bill attempts to force men with beards to use women's restrooms.

I think it’s a Give a Mouse a Cookie situation