“You’re as big as I let you be”

The only people that eat Sunflower seeds are baseball players? Wrongo Fongo.

Doesn’t he? It looks like the ball pops out when he hits the ground.

From an Iggles perspective...I would have traded Nick Foles and a 2nd for a 1st in 2017.

That email was a Simmons-esque plant into one of his mailbags...Magary is just promoting The Hike.

Did you mean “second use of the ellipsis”?

It wasn’t a grammar lesson, mouthbreather.

In soccer it’s offside. Not offsides.

Appears to be a bad offside call....it’s when the ball is kicked, not when the ball reaches the player.

That rug really tied the room together...man

Maybe he can still get work for Tailgate Buddy or Depends.

“Game management and a good defense. Hmmmm...might work.”

Brussel Sprouts are the devilspawn of veggies....so tasty with bacon and yet the gastrointestinal distress they cause is swift and immediate retribution for giving into their temptation

But because both were tripped, both will go on through to the 5k final, despite finishing last and next-to-last

Your team must really suck if the same WMTS letter is run twice in the column, and it gets attributed the first time to Chris and the second time to Todd.

If the Police are looking for the gunner....Harden is the prime suspect

TBH, there isn’t really much competition for that title.

Paraphrasing Mark Watney...we need to science the shit out of this.

Which sport has athletes that you think you’d last the longest in a fight with? I think it’s got to be something like:

You used to be able to buy cow foreskin for nothing at all.