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Salted Watermelon
salted-watermelon

I am going to bust out my vintage PEROT! button. If we're gonna get crazy, let's get. cRaZy.

So I should karate chop you in the genitals, is what you’re saying?

Reading Obama’s and Trump’s descriptions of the white house is like comparing a $150 steak dinner to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. And not even the fun spiral shaped macaroni. The little fucking elbows shapes. Fuck those elbows, and fuck Trump.