I, too, am invested in the honour of gigantic consumer electronics corporations

Nobody gives a shit about your dick.

Grow up.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

The design isn’t actually bad. The problem is that hardly anyone plays it the way it was actually designed.

Speaking as someone who plays Melee, I can assure you we enjoy the game very much. :P

I know nothing about how he plays but he is way more interesting than like 90% of SF characters. Him, Vega, and that stretchy Ghandi looking motherfucker.

I’m not sure what a more neutral term would be, however.

Is.....clip...to sound....that....its...and....me....!

Okay, that’s fair. I don’t like playing an attack map with triple snipers who won’t switch, because yeah, more often than not they’re the kind of “gold elims bitch I ain’t going healer” player that just doesn’t understand the fundamental goal of a team-based game.

“THE BOULDER DEMANDS THAT THE PEBBLE EAT ALL OF HIS VEGETABLES!”

“Dad, come on. Do you have to be in character all the time?”

“THE BOULDER CANNOT BELIEVE HIS OWN SON WOULD QUESTION HIS DEDICATION TO THE NOBLE WORLD OF WRESTLING!”

My brain melded your icon with your comment and I’m suddenly dying for a boulder spin off where he’s just a dorky dad trying his best

This video was adorable. Can we get more of the adventures of Bowser the Dorky Dad? Because I would watch that show.

Finally, someone who has actually tried to play against this meta and knows how infuriating it is!

every time ryan gosling isnt on screen, someone should be asking,”where’s ryan gosling”

Hahaha....not based on my life choices to date!

Heaven forfend! They used a portion of today’s internet ration to discuss a wildly popular game! Now how will they report on one of those common Friday evening gaming news stories since they’ve used up all the internet? And then they forced you to click and read it! It’s tragic.

You’re joking, but actually I’m pretty serious about this. I try to avoid being friends with anyone I might cover. It’s a hassle, because, among other things, sometimes you might have to run a story that the friend would find unflattering. And then you can’t help but think about how it might piss them off.

If even you hadn’t presented a salient point, I’m ungreying you for your name alone.

Yep, fuck JoJo and its fanbase.