Given the user icon, perhaps car repairs is a sore point? :) 

Genesis(‘es) are more interesting to look at than Mercedes(‘es) these days.

Hot Take:

I've expected for a while to see Mitsubishi and Toast in the same headline.

or become the president. 

An important lesson for us all: if you want to do the crimes without punishment, keep doing the crimes until the cops give up.

Oh god, now I can’t unsee Andrew as a shorter-haired Foo Fighter!

This is so incredibly satisfying.

As we have already established here that BMW is working towards the Kim Possible Movie tie-in.

It’s gray.

“The front end looks nice...”

First off, why the hell are you suddenly obsessed with minivans with manuals on Feb 29th?

cc: Lexus

I get receipts for everything, always, because I trust no one. I’m also extremely well-adjusted and not at all constantly on high alert. 

This is why I always get a receipt for every fill-up I get. Just in case a situation like this occurs so that I have evidence of a claim against the station.

“but there’s no rust...”

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!?

I really wish Kristen and the linked article hadn’t mentioned his name or embedded the video...just...why? Why give this clownshoes the time of day?

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

Are we watching Jalopnik fade into the mist of internet irrelevancy? I didnt think Patrick George was that monumental but man I havent seen anything new stick to the walls and a lot of shit has been flung at em.