Based on the headline (and looking at owners previous history):

The officers blame the Nissan’s designers, stating the Frontier “looks fast, even when its standing still.”

Theres actually Geely Pandas underneath those two cars

On the plus side at least we can now confirm its a thoroughbred Ferrari

He clearly misunderstood when his friend said “getting a parking space around here is plain sailing”

Grocery Getter, Volvo style...

I’ve heard Fancy Kristen’s Mercedes seat is lined with beluga sturgeon and the footrest with their caviar, literally just for kicks and giggles

About two years ago while upgrading my NA MX5 i sold two original Renault Alpine seats for £100.

Waymo exec:

Seems some of the cars in that sim had a longer shelf life than the format they were delivered on:

Ferrari thought that with their reputation, they had fooled the investigation when the software only relayed the following message:

Step 1: Vinylize thy Jalopnik logo

Perhaps the only time in history Colin McRaes “when in doubt, flat out” theory should not be followed 100%.

Reading the article, immediately thought drugs were involved.

If he ever masturbates while taking his shift pattern into consideration, he’s going to break his drive shaft...

Bloody hell is that a good paint colour. In fact its:

Wrong thread

This could easily have been avoided.

It was a live demo of gold soaring and crashing

With a hammer and, if applicable, an understanding significant other, any room can be a garage