Easy way to fix this is for Ford to do an ad campaign telling Bentley owners to retrain their man servants

Claudio told new customers:

Im guessing its due to the rotary engine...

IMO this was one of TopGear’s best episodes ever - and thats since the series was rebooted early 2000s.

This is actually a PSA from the track:

VW engineers cursing the English language after misinterpreting their bosses request to make the diesel engine “all torque”, as “all talk”

Even more ironic considering Honda seem to be getting their stuff in order.

Watching this all i can think of is at what height do you say a person isn’t getting in a car, but the car is enveloping the person?

i see what you did there...

Somehow, Lamborghini have one of the classiest dark greens available:

Still think the DB9 looks better.

Upon seeing the convoluted engineering setup, the lawyer said the engineers thought they were just updating the Audi S4 or VW V10 TDI

I know a guy who thought “why buy any sensible car, when i can have this instead?!”

The comparison should actually be:

Reading all this, some I agree with, some I don’t; but can we all agree that Cornelius Van needs to be a guest reporter on Jalopnik - that was some very good story telling!

Seems the constant pressure was just too much.. for its head gaskets and it’s customer service department.

Okay so you have not replied - but you have literally just stolen my Photoshop image (below is a gif, with inverted colours, showing this) - I’d appreciate it if you gave credit or removed the image:

Okay it’s ugly but at least they’re trying something different. BMW seem to have no direction at all.

I genuinely think, out of all the premium brands, BMW has the worst styling at the moment.

It actually looks quite similar to the one I photoshopped 15min before this got posted - and can be seen further below - but I thought it prudent to ask as a first question.