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Perhaps the only time in history Colin McRaes “when in doubt, flat out” theory should not be followed 100%.

Reading the article, immediately thought drugs were involved.

If he ever masturbates while taking his shift pattern into consideration, he’s going to break his drive shaft...

Bloody hell is that a good paint colour. In fact its:

Wrong thread

This could easily have been avoided.

It was a live demo of gold soaring and crashing

With a hammer and, if applicable, an understanding significant other, any room can be a garage

Easy way to fix this is for Ford to do an ad campaign telling Bentley owners to retrain their man servants

Claudio told new customers:

Im guessing its due to the rotary engine...

IMO this was one of TopGear’s best episodes ever - and thats since the series was rebooted early 2000s.

This is actually a PSA from the track:

VW engineers cursing the English language after misinterpreting their bosses request to make the diesel engine “all torque”, as “all talk”

Even more ironic considering Honda seem to be getting their stuff in order.

Watching this all i can think of is at what height do you say a person isn’t getting in a car, but the car is enveloping the person?

i see what you did there...

Somehow, Lamborghini have one of the classiest dark greens available:

Still think the DB9 looks better.