Upon seeing the convoluted engineering setup, the lawyer said the engineers thought they were just updating the Audi S4 or VW V10 TDI

I know a guy who thought “why buy any sensible car, when i can have this instead?!”

The comparison should actually be:

Reading all this, some I agree with, some I don’t; but can we all agree that Cornelius Van needs to be a guest reporter on Jalopnik - that was some very good story telling!

Seems the constant pressure was just too much.. for its head gaskets and it’s customer service department.

Okay so you have not replied - but you have literally just stolen my Photoshop image (below is a gif, with inverted colours, showing this) - I’d appreciate it if you gave credit or removed the image:

Okay it’s ugly but at least they’re trying something different. BMW seem to have no direction at all.

I genuinely think, out of all the premium brands, BMW has the worst styling at the moment.

It actually looks quite similar to the one I photoshopped 15min before this got posted - and can be seen further below - but I thought it prudent to ask as a first question.

Nice image - can I ask where it’s from?

Guessing it’ll take time before any numbers are populated...

And as the season progresses, so will the blade count, as “its the best a driver can get”:

Come on Alanis, clearly the only headline option here was:

Ironic how the one thing the MTA tried to stop is the only thing that moves on its system

The Charger maybe the better car, but the Mustang is the one that fits in a standard one car garage...

The Charger maybe the better car, but the Mustang is the one that fits in a standard one car garage...

The mighty Nissan Micra:

It’s because you bought a Dodge Stratus we Hellcatted all the things. You’re a hero.

Two teams.

Someone obviously followed through on A bad holiday romance.