Of thee I sting;
Land where my fathers died (of syphilis),Land of the gonorrhea infected eye,From ev’ry mountainsideLet infection ring!

No, this is the one where he gets hit with a wave of light and wakes up as someone else on a dying planet who don’t have the technology to save themselves. He lives his life on the planet, and when he’s very old they send a probe out. He then wakes up and they find out the probe gave him like a vision living on the…

I scrolled down not intending on reading it, saw all the random caps, thought to myself “Oh jeez that is going to be nutzoid” scrolled up to read. Was correct.

Here I am, laughing and smiling, listening to the first speech from Rick and Morty, then wham. See this. Smile disappears. Joy and happiness dissolved. All that’s left is a deep, deep bitterness.

Yeah, it’d be a bummer if that’s what he meant :( Tones can be hard to figure out, especially over text.

That isn’t how I read it, and that’s also not how I heard it tone wise in the video. I read it as him trying not to be confrontational. He didn’t feel comfortable saying “Stop that” and went with a much less aggressive response in an effort to get them to stop.

Like...if you’re at the bar with your friends, sure. If you’re at home and are chatting with someone, ok. But this is at work. They felt A-OK having that kindof conversation at work yet it’s completely unprofessional. I didn’t even encounter this type of behavior during working hours in the navy.

The only thing I found somewhat surprising was unidentified officer 2. That’s how low the bar is. “Wow! Someone spoke up to two people being complete assholes, that’s surprising!”

You actually believe he got divine inspiration and left?

I doubt she gave it to him intending on asking him for money later with no sort of show/purchase/etc in return. A lot of cam girls have skype accounts and give them out to customers. They do shows on them. Cam sites take a portion of the cam girls earnings. When they do skype shows they get 100% of it. There’s the…

I have no idea! Like he just kept repeating “No they weren’t” over and over as if it would magically make it true. I thought he was joking, because he’s usually pretty reasonable.

Still....it’s a fitted sheet. If she was asking him to make chili with her, I can totally see him saying “I don’t know how to chop food that well” or asking him to help her change her oil, I could see him saying “er, I’ve never done that before.” But this is a sheet. A fitted sheet. You literally put it over a…

I really wish my coworker who was insisting the videos weren’t edited was still here so I could literally print this out and rub it in his face.

Operation Rescue

Making the bed is ridiculously simple. I really think this was less of a he had 100% no idea what to do, and more of a “I don’t want to” reaction whether or not he realized it.

I legitimately loled!

I think they’re indicated that it’s important that PP is around and funded because they’re an option for women who are having issues with their gyno/doctor and getting birth control. Other users have related their experience where they couldn’t receive care in a timely or professional manner at their gyno/doctors…

At least they didn’t go on a Tuesday. Got your girl in the cut and she choosay.

Yeah, like letting people know they’re on the wrong track is cool. Like that’s nice he doesn’t want to see people wasting their time. But threatening not to open the box and “let it be forgotten forever” is a bit douchey.