@sweetjayne: Except men are not lions. Men are human beings who are accountable for the legal contracts to which they agree. Munn walked in to a place where some people consent to being photographed naked and some people do not. When I'm wheeled into an operating theatre under the expectation that I'm having my…

@Ninja Robot Pirate: Excuse me while I take a shower in bleach.

@SuperMeels does not like summer school: "Entirely from solid gold" sounds like 24k to this unedcuated reader. I'm having fun lolzing at the thought of them collapsing though. Money well spent, eh?

@tinypuffin: Thank you for your responses all thread. This is making my head hurt.

@Ninja Robot Pirate: Hilarious and yet, also kind of nauseating. "You used us, now where are your boobs?" indicates a kind of reasoning I don't even want to pick apart. And believe me, I love picking apart bad reasoning.

@yvanehtnioj: I was thinking this. Did they put them through some process in order to seal or harden the gold? I mean, rings and small trinkets are one thing, but shoes of gold? To wear? And step on the ground with? What committee thought this was going to work out?

What a woman. The internet salutes you, Anna. Best of luck in all future lady takeovers.

@underwaterfraulein: THIS. "So a long time ago, not really sure exactly when, there was this totally puritanical division of the sexes, and that was terrible. Now there's all this equality and inter-mingling and that's... um, yeah, that's terrible as well. What? Nothing. Another martini, please."

@sequined: Ha! Yes, he was utterly useless. Along with "best soccer player in the world" Wayne Rooney. I mean, sure, I felt a weensy bit bad for Lampard, but the team might as well have been reading quietly on the sidelines. Rubbish.

@piratabeata: That is at least seven types of awesome.

@Kivrin: Seconded. Rooney couldn't be any less "doughy". If anything this highlights the ridiculous expectations people have of bodies in public spotlight. That's what a fit torso looks like for some people.

@esimene: DAVID JAMES? BUT HE WAS THE HERO OF THE MATCH OMG.

Did anyone else get a fashion snobbery vibe from Cintra Wilson's piece? Plenty of genuinely chic girls don't have huge budgets and manage to put together beautiful looks from places like Forever 21, combined with hand-me-downs and charity-shop finds or stuff they make themselves. In my experience, if you've got…

@Hortense de Beauharnais: But what about the equally plausible, and perhaps even more likely, possibility that Shiloh just likes wearing boys' clothes, and may be transgender? Why in that case should we presume Jolie guilty until proven innocent? You say "the child has no choice," but Jolie is specifically saying that…

@girlwithapen: Oh wow. Samesies. I remember watching Ralph on The Simpsons eat his dinner on the floor because he wanted to be a dog and didn't dare to tell the laughing company that I was well familiar with Ralph's plight. Being a dog was fun!

@HeartJuniper: Honestly, forget about it for a few days and next thing you know you'll be trimming them again. But I know, it's a nightmare.

@BlackFrancine: Haaaaa. So hearted. At least now we can suffer the pig's blood together and plot our revenge behind the caretaker's shack.

@Dorilys: Yeah, sometimes expensive brands really are great quality. And then sometimes, expensive brands have sales! Good buying.

@Dorilys: I have been having bra woes aplenty this week. I'm poor and flat-chested and options elude me. The DKNY one sounds fab, and $14.00 sounds even fabber. Well played you.

@tiptoesindreams: Do the brackets count? If so, (((((((hug))))))).