Go Ivanka Trump and Rex Tillerson!(?!?!?) Jesus, I can’t believe that’s a thing I just wrote, but this agreement is too important to play partisan over. If Ivanka and Tillerson are on the right side of the issue and have any chance at keeping Trump from fucking it up, I’ll be their cheerleader.

It was literally you.

This is the silver lining in this awful story for me. I am completely amazed that Georgia pursued this case, used these laws to convict, and actually gave hefty sentences to these assholes.

“I want y’all to know that that is not me,” Norton, referring to her previous behavior with the Respect the Flag group, tearfully told the courtroom. “That is not me. That is not [Torres].”

The saddest thing about this is that there are people like us who think this was a total shit show and the President was an idiot AGAIN. But there are people out there who will think this was great. That the President can’t be racist! He’s shaking hands with a Jew....not just anyone, but THE JEWISH guy. And that the…

There’s also this...

We can talk about words that make you feel icky in exactly four years. Until then, sack up you weak-kneed bitch. We’re about to go into battle - no time for your niceties

To make Mythopoetic Stew:

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Anyone who continues to escalate a reference to a popular internet meme after what appears to be a thoughtful and sincere apology has no place in an office.

It’s supposed to be an emergency device simple enough it can be used when the parent isn’t there, such as at school. A needle isn’t going to be an alternative.

The biggest axe against it being an alien megastructure project is the fact its an F-type star. F-types only live a couple billion years, depending on mass.

The fate of trillions of beings depends on whether they purchased the Standard or Professional edition of Microsoft Project.

20% down in 100 years... so in another 400 years the Dyson Sphere could be complete, assuming they don’t run out of resources. I hope alien project managers are better than our own.

Form of: A losing ticket!

They’re an interesting hair duo, I’ll give them that. Bird’s Nest and the Iron Helmet. It’s like a superhero team with the combined powers of racism and homophobia.

Jesus take the wheel because we’re about to drive into a house like that Florida woman.

Genetics. It’s genetics. (Also, while I’m sure the strains of HPV that cause genital warts obviously have an affect on the appearance of the genitals, that sounds like some made-up bullshit that sounds like a lot of other made-up bullshit that’s used as justification to denigrate non-porn-y-looking female genitals as…

It’s also so weird that men think racking up double dick digits over the years will make your labia flappy, but having a lot of sex with just one person will not.

People managed to go to live events for decades without phones. They’ll live.