Go Ivanka Trump and Rex Tillerson!(?!?!?) Jesus, I can’t believe that’s a thing I just wrote, but this agreement is too important to play partisan over. If Ivanka and Tillerson are on the right side of the issue and have any chance at keeping Trump from fucking it up, I’ll be their cheerleader.

It was literally you.

This is the silver lining in this awful story for me. I am completely amazed that Georgia pursued this case, used these laws to convict, and actually gave hefty sentences to these assholes.

“I want y’all to know that that is not me,” Norton, referring to her previous behavior with the Respect the Flag group, tearfully told the courtroom. “That is not me. That is not [Torres].”

The saddest thing about this is that there are people like us who think this was a total shit show and the President was an idiot AGAIN. But there are people out there who will think this was great. That the President can’t be racist! He’s shaking hands with a Jew....not just anyone, but THE JEWISH guy. And that the…

There’s also this...

To make Mythopoetic Stew:

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Form of: A losing ticket!

They’re an interesting hair duo, I’ll give them that. Bird’s Nest and the Iron Helmet. It’s like a superhero team with the combined powers of racism and homophobia.

Jesus take the wheel because we’re about to drive into a house like that Florida woman.

Genetics. It’s genetics. (Also, while I’m sure the strains of HPV that cause genital warts obviously have an affect on the appearance of the genitals, that sounds like some made-up bullshit that sounds like a lot of other made-up bullshit that’s used as justification to denigrate non-porn-y-looking female genitals as…

It’s also so weird that men think racking up double dick digits over the years will make your labia flappy, but having a lot of sex with just one person will not.

I hope every adult who was present gets fired.

This, my kids school is only allowed to give ice packs without permission. My daughter fell in the mud and skinned her knee and I got a call. Shady as fuck

The way the allegations read, it sounds as though the family’s attorneys have a grip and a clue.

Hanging black people from trees is part of our tradition! Stop hating our traditions!

“Make America Great Again”.. so we can again have the right to wrap a rope around a black girl’s neck, drag her, laugh at her, blame her, blame the demonic swing, blame the mother for daring go to the ER, blame the media, blame the community, blame the Strange Fruit song, Blame Beyonce’ for *all of a sudden being a…

let’s wait and see on this one. An impartial, all white, group of judges or mediators will do what’s best for this black family. It is how Texas does it.

People managed to go to live events for decades without phones. They’ll live.