I dunno. If the CIA can help me with a way to soften my smile lines without filler, I'll let them have my useless DNA

I literally just clicked on this article to make sure that this would be the first comment; confirming that my understanding of the internet was complete and correct.

“It’s fabulous data, it’s transformational data”

Paraphrasing a comment from another poster:

It’s hard to make a change like this, especially when you know you’re dealing with an anonymous fanbase who’ve come to expect something (be it appearance, cursing, etc.). So instead of being that asshole who was originally going to offer a negative take on her situation, I’ll salvage some decency and wish her the best…

Most people don’t have the time/money for what you do. This is why people who want capital ‘J’ Journalism should pay a premium for what they read. Everyone else should be okay with “entertainment” sites that employ zero journalists.

If you want to write a long story that paints a complex portrait of a villain, it is adivisable to first find a villian with some degree of complexity. Former college football player turned cop who likes to rape women ain’t exactly Richard III.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

Room? The simulation is running in our brains, not a room! We’re all just a bunch of brains floating around in jars, tethered to the mainframe.

Your standard male MMA fighter is saying this kind of shit, times ten, about everyone. He calls other dudes worthless layabouts for not being as strong as him, or worse, he calls them feminine. Does it make their statements right? Probably not. But the measure of this outrage will be because of Rousey’s gender and the…

I’m not yet a parent, but seriously thinking about going forward with it and I find this “parental choice/parental control” obsession in the US to be scary. Please, don’t make me 100% responsible for the life of a tiny human! I’ll do my very best to keep said human alive, healthy, and happy, but I don’t have the time…