Malik’s got a case of Mistaken Savior Syndrome. He believes his years of tossing $80 to a poor, unfortunate trans woman for a BJ was contributing to the cause. Now, older and watching other folks get the spotlight (and new shows) by being their fully-realized-selves, he’s reached back in his memory for all the times…

At heart, the NRA is still a sales lobby for the gun manufacturers of America. The manufacturers that bankroll them don’t care if the gun buyer is NRA or not, only that they have the money to pay for the guns.

I’m reading a book right now that refers to the actual object of these dopes’ worship as Tactical Jesus.

Yeah, I’m more scared shitless than sad. They really want to just murder liberals, and there’s not much stopping them anymore 

On the bright side; thanks to the terrible state of American health care at least 8 million of those tens of millions are going to be dead within the decade

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

God forbid you listen to what women have already told you.

Just remember: HR exists to protect the company from it’s employees. They are not your advocate, champion or friend.

Yesterday the guy at the counter at the little bitty liquor store I sometimes go to, and always joke around with when he’s there, complimented me on my dress. Then he stopped and said, “I’m sorry, I’m probably not supposed to say stuff like that.” I replied, “Of course you can! Everyone loves a good compliment. What…

So are you saying we do nothing? Because that’s not a viable option. Like someone said, background checks, mandatory waiting periods, etc., are good places to start, but gun nuts don’t want those.....no matter that they would help with the gun violence in this country. Solve it? No. But ameliorating it is far better…

Rape jokes. Very cool of you.

If only this theory could be disproven by any other occidental democracy applying strict gun control...

I doubt that can be true. If they are limited in supply, they are simply not available. And even if they are on the black market, they’ll be so expensive, some rando just will not have it. Period.

2nd amendment supporters just want to have guns to intimidate others with. And no one is going to take away their guns either. Closing loop holes, having background checks, waiting periods, and mandatory training run by the standards on the federal levels is a must.That is the real issue with these gun nuts, because…

but if there are less guns, where is this never ending supply of illegal weapons coming from?

Here’s what the cops said:

“It Looks Just Like a War Zone”

This looks pretty entertaining, but based on the subject matter, and Berman’s history with Tim and Eric and others, I presume its all fabricated. I have no idea if Jonathan was actually diagnosed, I’m leaning towards he was, but the rest feels like a satire of similar documentaries, not unlike what you’d see on…

There’s a scene in “Man Bites Dog”, where a documentary crew following a serial killer comes across another serial killer being followed by another, better funded, documentary crew, so the first serial killer murders the second serial killer and his documentary crew, and then tells his own documentary crew to use the…

Don’t Wait! Meth!

I am still eternally mad that he was not a romance option.