What do you get when you cross a legally blind billionaire with a greedy plastic surgeon?

Rapey McRapeFace.

Not going to lie. I’d suck a dick for $7.5mil.

That face has shady clinic written all over it. Looks like Dr. Moreau’s handiwork to me.

I just want to follow him around all the time whispering “There is nothing good about what you do and you know it.”

Are you saying it would have been better to impose a $15 wage floor on every single American company regardless of whether they could afford it or not?

Yeah, this is all kinds of bullshit. Is the text like The Ring? You get the text and you “die?”

Something tells me if this had happened under legislation through a Sanders administration rather than the private sector reacting to tax cuts this site and its readers would be reacting COMPLETELY differently.

was going to say something similar. several of these were already disproven as they were already announced to much less fanfare months earlier and then used as gimmick news stories after the tax bill went through

Yeah, because a federally mandated $15/hr minimum wage would be completely different than a massive tax windfall for corporation?

It’s all just a scam, propped up by corporate whining. In related news, it seems the “skills shortage” was horseshit; businesses just didn’t want to spend the money to train anybody or bear the alleged risk of taking on people with “sub-optimal” backgrounds:

Others have said this before but it bears repeating: These bonuses, etc. take months of planning and logistics and were obviously in the works long before the tax scam was passed. This is obviously a coordinated PR sham that should be called out as such just like this article does.

Whatever, I actually like it when by boss pisses in my mouth.

The fine print: Analysts estimate the bank’s windfall from the GOP tax bill will be $3.7 billion—meaning the company is investing a little more than 2 percent of its tax gift in its own workers.

For some reason people don’t believe little kids when the little kids say something happened. It may come from 2 year olds being pathological liars once they figure out lying is possible, but it’s not as if a 5 year old or 6 year old’s imagination would even stray to sex. It’s a goddamn foreign concept to them, as it…

Yeah, I’ve observed TeamAm before from afar and kinda knew what I’m getting into here. He is sincere in his beliefs, I’ll give him that. 

Yeah buddy, fuck you.

Our Prime Minister (Sir Justin the Photogenic) issued condolences to America, Kentucky, the school, and the families affected... in both our official languages.

Usually there would be a press conference by now. Same with Hawaii, the missile emergency alert...worthy of a press conference.

But “arrested and fired” is still a deterrent, whether or not there’s a prison sentence involved.