A. You live in the North , you fucking idiots.

Yiddish has some of the best curses and most backhanded compliments / insults of any language. It makes the southern “Oh, bless your heart...” look positively quaint.

Proper rephrasing: “in every generation there are those who have tried and destroy us, but we bounce back like my mother-in-law’s matzo balls. Oy, a *shande far di goyim*, her matzo balls, AND her. 

You can never be too safe. There are eyes EVERYWHERE.

Or the Jewish version: “in every generation there are those who have tried and destroy us, but we bounce back like my mother-in-law’s matzo balls. Oy, she’s as bad a cook as she is a person.”

To paraphrase a wise man, “they pray and pray on our downfall, but everytime we hit the ground we bounce up like round ball”.

A club where I can choose my music channel? Turn off the music by removing my headphones? Talking to, not yelling at women? No speaker bass canceling my voice bass? Ordering drinks using my inside voice? Headphone lights that show who prefers the same music as me? Taking off my headphones and people watch the…

Friends don’t ‘tag’ friends.

Agree. If you slap a cop while drunk, he should be able to shoot you or beat you to death. /s

Even our Attorney General doesn’t care enough about who is a communist to remember if he met with them or not.

“But she became aware after a few friends thought they recognized her and tagged her in the photo, asking about it.”

Her friends noticed her and tagged her in the pics.

“Saw me flippin’ off the POTUS,
It wasn’t me!
Golfin’ at the cost of voters,
It wasn’t me!
Gonna take it to the SCOTUS,
It wasn’t me!
Drumpf can lick my fuckin’ scrotus!
It wasn’t me!”

I know the popular refrain here seems to be “welp, don’t hit a cop”.

A moment that gave me brief joy right after the election was flipping off Mike Pence’s motorcade. I was on a run and stopped on a corner when his motorcade came flying down a street (he was back in Indy for some Jesusing) before the inauguration. No one was around but me and I gave him the ol’ double bird and I saw…

I had to search like crazy but for anyone else here wondering, the new shop is supposed to open on 11/12/2017 and the address is 5925 Old York Road. Supposedly there will also be a massage bed. 

Clearly, both Brennon Jones and Sean Johnson are “A-Cut-Above”

Said one family member, “He was loved by all. How many black people do you know who would let a white guy make the Kool-Aid? His favorite flavor was the red one.”

Not sure if Satan actually killed enough people to qualify as Mass Murderer. Maybe you meant God?