I live in the South. My Lyft driver was raised in Chicago and she said when she moved down here, it freaked her out how everyone would just say “Hello” and keep it moving. She thought White people were marking her for future assaults.

The “not like other women” woman voted for trump. Ever. Single. One.

Alternatively “I like all kinds of music.”

Nah, nigga you don’t. Just say Tom Petty and stop soft shoeing around the subject.

I die everytime I see this sketch because my bug fuck crazy Conservative, Evangelical with an MD but still somehow doesn’t believe in evolution Uncle has that exact. Same. Outfit.

“I don’t really like rap.”

Scene from “The Unbreakable Kimmy Schimidt,

See also, “I’m Not Like Other Women,” by my college roommate Kelly. Numbers 1-10 are variations of “Pretty much all my friends are guys,” with a dash of “Bitches be jealous.” Self-hate is a hell of a drug!

I mean...

I already have a white savior. His name is Jesus Christ.

All you assholes in the greys that are “just asking the question” or “playing the devil’s advocate” get the fuck out. The devil doesn’t need someone to advocate for him; he’s already got the White House. Equivocate elsewhere.

owner of a beef jerkey distributor?

That shit bothers me. I’m not going hate on someone for wanting to keep their job unless their job literally seems to be killing black people, but this one foot in one foot out in nonsense just makes them look like they have no integrity.

If you hate ISIS, does that mean you should go down to the local mosque and murder a couple random Muslims?

And people wonder WHY..???

If that’s indeed “standard rhetoric around these parts”, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind coming up with sources.

You know what other part of MLK’s speech they conveniently forgot?

Who let this jackass out of the greys???

I’m a thirty-something white hipster in LA, that movie was basically made exclusively for me)