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tech bros need to fucking die

GREEN TEA!!!

bleh I was hoping this was green tea kit kat from japan which is THE SHIIIIIIIIT

mew mew mew. any time anyone acts like we shouldn’t criticize any of the candidates because GOTTA BEAT TRUMP all I hear is meowing. you want a garbage president? cuz that’s how you get a garbage president.

so tired of this old piece of shit

self cut hair, a sure sign of insanity

I threaten to eat people all the time (for example, climate change deniers: we’ll eat you first)

not all of them, promise

comment box is not google

For all genders: post pictures of your face and body, not obscured, not a headless torso or lone eyeball. don’t post a group pic and fail to identify yourself. don’t post a picture of yourself holding a goddamn fish. don’t say you’re comfortable in sweats and formal wear (goddamn cliche).

so it’s not a match, you like boring people and this other guy doesn’t

“I like to have fun and hang out” “I like music” “I like movies” OH DO YA, SNOWFLAKE

and fill the islands with the most dangerous snakes and spiders

put him in solitary, then. the torture is suitable. 

I hate the death penalty, even for racist scumbag shitbirds. he should have to die an old man in prison

name an example, we’ll wait here for-fucking-ever

hey guess what when someone keeps doing that to you and six or twenty other dudes do too IT BECOMES A FUCKING PROBLEM

gross

language, like sexuality and gender, is fluid. you wouldn’t understand a person speaking english from a few centuries ago. words change all the time. words are added and dropped. pedantry is usually a sign of fear of change, and in your case, probably meant as a dog whistle remark about the non-binary person mentioned