no one wants to ungrey your ass, Doug

do you mean after the rape and theft of colonialism, some countries didn’t do well? weird how that is. why do white people always fuck up things for everyone else?

troll

breakfast food is the only good food. the south does it best. put gravy on everything. Leave the racism, take the biscuit

I’m not looking forward to it. They have a 13 year old half sister who used to be my buddy, now I’m lucky to get two words out of her :(

I love how much right wing bigots want to “protect” gay people from the muslim scourge, I guess so that they can kill us all themselves for Jesus and not let Mohammed have any of that sweet dead gay glory

aww I wish I was the cute kind of fat!

one benefit to dog sitting over kid sitting is the lack of ceaseless questions “what’s this” “why” “can you show me how to break all of your stuff”

I’m so jelly

what about AUNTIES? I have two nieces, ages 4 and 6, and other than ALL THE ANIMALS EVER I love them the most. I don’t want them to grow up because right now they are so sweet and even when they aren’t sweet it isn’t because they are actively trying to fuck people over like grown ups do. just ramblin about my nieces…

in the book, sonny had a HUGE dick, so it can’t be any of the sons. has to be ivanka

i have a lot of respect for juggalos now even though they don’t understand magnets

fucking bigoted idiots

how about a my bad for using a fucking slur, you dipshit asshole?

so you don’t think the police need a search warrant to look at your gross dander nest? all your crusty butt plugs will be examined despite their irrelevancy

don jr’s lap dog arthur schwartz is already in there on twitter doing that very thing. NO, SHE’S THE REAL BIGOT with no evidence to back it up

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

fuck terfs, and call them FARTs (feminism-appropriating reactionary transphobe) instead. it’s really a better acronym that tells you everything you need to know about their garbage ideas.

i hate it when people say “gee” because it’s always fucking obnoxious shit that follows

I hate amazon but i’m also a periodic shut-in so it’s either amazon or go without for weeks until I get get outside again