Blake Bortles is an anagram of Bleak Lobster. This means nothing and everything.

Sophie had a better choice.

They are almost as bad as geese. Fun fact: Geese are one of the few birds that remember their dinosaur roots, and are constantly trying to rise back up and take their rightful place as ruler of the earth.

I strongly endorse that women be able to make decisions about their own bodies, but just as strongly that this guy’s power to do so be taken away.

Is it just me or does he have two arrows pointing at one of his nipples?

Drew went above and beyond by writing this article when all he had to do was post the headline with this as the ensuing pic.

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

This is sports culture in America. Sports teams get amazing funding as teachers are struggling to keep pencils in their classrooms, many of our colleges rank sports as more important than classes, sports are being pushed onto kids younger and younger, and they’re only getting more extreme. And I don’t mean like fun,…

This is so dumb and unnecessary. Sure, the right-wingers who are mad about it for the wrong reasons, but this is still monumentally dumb, and perfect example of a company that desperately wants to be as safe as possible tripping over its own dick.

If Cleveland parlays this into another Finals trip, the Steph/KD pick and roll against Isaiah/Love is going to be a fucking war crime.

Yeah, what it up with that comment? There hasn’t been a draft to dodge in over forty years. Is he implying that they didn’t register? Is he just an idiot? I’m guessing the latter.

Because it is a lot easier to hide behind THE TROOPS than it is to have a discussion on an uncomfortable subject.

I will NEVER attend a sporting event where the draft dodging millionaire athletes disrespect the veterans who earned them the right to be on that field.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

Fuck all of these people, and fuck everyone that perpetuates the conspiracy theory that Black Lives Matter/Antifa/GEORGE SOROS hire people to commit violent acts/do their evil bidding. I don’t give two shits which dumbass conspiracies Idaho State Rep Bryan Zollinger believes in, but I do care that he chooses to use…

And it turns out that a lot of history can be found in history books, which none of these assholes has ever read.

Oh, that quote from George Orwell is so damn ironic. Since these people have literally and figuratively sainted the Confederate soldiers and their leaders. They have slanted history by formally declaring that it was never about slavery, that it was about state’s rights. Covering up the whole of history with a nice,…

Zollinger posted a horribly written screed from conservative outlet the American Thinker, in which a writer named Patricia McCarthy calls “[t]he ridiculous campaign by virtually every media outlet, every Democrat, and far too many squishy Republicans to label Trump some kind of racist and Nazi sympathizer”

Oh, I see the paid, eclipse glasses industrial complex, shills have shown up.

Asking for a friend, Will wanking while looking at the eclipse make you extra blind?