Why they gotta be white?

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

The fact that they are just now coming to grips with how bad Bortles is is so precious. This is the football equivalent of ignoring the project your incompetent coworker is in charge of for 6 months, then realizing you have to do the whole thing yourself the first time he gives a presentation to the boss.

Watching Bortles is like watching somebody watch somebody else doing something—you’re witnessing an event that is happening, but it has very little meaning and leaves you with nothing but the stubborn impression that you could, and should, be doing practically anything else.

How long until they start demanding to see his birth certificate?

I scrolled past a video of Tina Fey on weekend update talking about the terrorist attack in Virginia saying “who drove the car, Hillary’s emails?!”

My favorite meme, currently, is a landscape of a destroyed D.C. or NYC with the caption “But her emails.”

Yeah but she’s a lesbian and LGBTQ people don’t count as white.

I’m a black, millenial male, and 2017 has been absolutely demoralizing. All my life I’ve sincerely believed racism is a thing of the past, the only ones still clinging to white supremacy were dying off, the future was rosy. Even DJTs rise didn’t trouble me as much because he still lost the popular vote and the youth…

This is a threat to everyone in the stands. They all showed up with their permits which allowed them access.

the only confirmed attendee is LL Cool J

“Rather than putting pressure on the basketballmen of the Golden State Warriors to travel through crime-infested Washington DC, I will not invite them to The White House. Very Dangerous!!”

I can’t conceive of any universe, with football or without, in which everyone wouldn’t hate Dallas.

Ah yes, football: the great unifier. Why, if it weren’t for football the fine folks from Boston and Indianapolis would be bitter enemies and everyone would hate Dallas. God blessed the United States with many things but chief amongst them is football and we are all better for it.

Wait a minute... an arrogant figurehead presiding over a dysfunctional institution with blatant disregard for... I mean, everything... hang on, if we just... swap out the... oh my god:

I personally think they should be melted down into urinals, but I’m willing to entertain other options.

Well we know he watched Fox and Friends this morning because they were pushing that alt left bullshit too.

Mr President: there was a time in this country we didn’t question the brave fellow citizens committing righteous violent attacks on Nazis and their sympathizers who opposed all we hold sacred; we call them WWII veterans. Stop desecrating their graves.

Today, on a special episode of ‘S**t That Don Says’....

The tweets and articles won’t do this one justice, folks - you have to see the video. See how angry he was, how combative he was, like he wanted to pick a fight with the press corps, with his critics, with America. Surreal.