A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

Can we just start calling this the best game ever? This gets released on time, with basically no bugs, and is essentially a huge physics sandbox.

It’s almost as though it’s some kind of commentary on the pointlessness of collecting useless shit in video games...

We don’t want internet editors to come up with something better.

And how boring would it be if I picked up a 60 damage weapon 2 hours into the game and it’s the only one I needed to use for the next 40+ hours? The weapon system as implemented adds thought and depth that wouldn’t otherwise be there (i.e. should I use this sword now or save it for an important fight later?)

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

U mad bro?

The whole reason why we got a rushed Switch launch less than 5 years after the Wii U’s launch is because no one (relatively speaking) bought it. Your assumption that someone has a Wii U lying around for BotW simply isn’t a good one. Furthermore, buying a used Wii U isn’t a particularly attractive option either, as…

All due respect, but your assessment of Zelda is off. It’s something special.

Only if the port has that functionality. I’ll test it with my cable once I get my system Friday morning.

Now all I need is a friend!

I mean, not surprising. You can be an idiot on the internet all you want. We’re all dicks sometime. But once you regularly start going, “Hey, lets see how racist and shitty I can be,” even in the context of something like Fiverr, you’re doing it wrong. Everybody’s trolled before. It’s an internet rite of passage.…

This is fascinating. I love the veterans but it’s so refreshing having a new gen of players spicing things up.

You guys got Trump. We get the Switch. Fair trade?

I would say Apple products are more like a Porsche, they are really expensive and they might not have the best horsepower to money ratio, but they are some of the best performing products in their class, and people on the outside might not understand but once you own one you will realize why it is more expensive. That…

Well for one thing I assumed that the American public wasn’t stupid enough to elect a President with 0 political experience, has declared bankruptcy 5 times, and who nominates a wife beating Nazi as his advisor.