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Unabashedly pro-teabag. People need to stop sterilizing every social interaction. No one’s nuts were actually put in anyone’s face when you get teabagged in a video game. If you tell me that teabagging makes you “feel threatened,” I believe you, but I also firmly believe that you need to work out this internal issue.

I do this all. the. time. It’s the best. It’s even better with his backed turned.

Obsessed stalkers are the worst. To all the stalkers out there, keep it casual, don't be all weird about it.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

I like Smash ok, but I really fucking hate the fanbase. This game has literally every Smash character ever, plus a decent amount of new ones, and they’re still constantly disappointed by every single announcement.

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

“So you park on a driveway ... but drive on a parkway?”

When you finally figure out the first plant you’re gonna grow on Mars:

You know...I think the Switch will be fine without XV.

TIL 60 dollars is almost half of 70 dollars. 

Fuck building a wall. We need a god damn express lane. 

Welcome back, Fahey. I’m absolutely certain my usual bloviations wouldn’t do what I want to say justice, so I’ll just say this:

You’ve been missed, sincerely, the entire time you’ve been away, and this community did not feel whole without you. You’re a goddamned boss for clawing your way back from what you suffered,…

They’re only suing the operator, who had a monthly sub and ads that likely gave him a profit over operating costs... Also direct hosting is pretty stupid on his part as well.

Wait, there are people who don’t already know this?? It was obvious to me the first time I saw it in the theater and I was five years old at the time. Luke looks down at his mechanical hand, realizing that he’ll become like Vader if he kills him.

Seriously, they’re almost as bad as those losers playing Overwatch and Fortnite when there are games that I personally, as the expert on video games, enjoy more and think they should all be playing.

I don’t know why this story is a surprise to some. Everything that has transpired has done so according to Palpatine’s design.

You know, some people also didn’t like The Last Jedi because it’s a structurally questionable movie with some bad writing and underdeveloped (or underused) characters.