Well written 👏🏼

Asshole

Outstanding article. Enough said 

Luke started his own Hogwart School for Gifted Jedi and showed them how to use a lightsaber and blah. He also killed people in the first trilogy...a lot (see Death Star Destruction, Sarlac Pit fight scene). He doesn’t have his hands clean, doesn’t he?

The Last Jedi was just one of 11 million simulations ran by the Forge. In Episode IX we’ll see that Luke is alive and along with Dolores they’ll destroy Snoke and turn Kylo to the light so him and Rey can have babies (Sorry Finn)

Tip your server, bartender, barista, hairdresser, Uber driver, dog groomer, car washer, baker, street musician, the boy that carries your groceries to your car, etc etc etc

Step 1: Humanity ask Nintendo to release characters.

Nintendo keeps finding ways to take my money. I’ll give it to them willingly

This totally makes sense. The 3DS install base is huge and their game library deep.

It sucks that it turned out to be this way. These guys made a big gamble and lost, but such is business.

Cheap asses in here be asking for a discount. It comes down to this: i don’t like the price, don’t buy it. End of story. There is no end to entitlement these days. Fak

Why speed-run when you can enjoy this game’s beauty at your own leisure pace? :-D

Forget Epona. This is gonna be my new ride

Never had so much fun getting nothing done

Who has time for this anyways when you have Zelda? I have put 25 hours into it and have accomplished...nothing but loitering

Buying. Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers was a fantastic game. And Duck Tales! Need I say more?

One does not simply play Pokemon and get laid

I stopped caring about the timeline long ago. I’m just enjoying this game for what it is

Could this be a

My Switch has this big issue: I keep dying in Zelda