The hardware is sexy as all hell. The fact that it's running crummy old iOS ruins it.

On a more important note: When the hell can I have Mario Tennis 3DS?

Electronically tagged with those electric drills.

In all fairness, I think he cares more about why/how other people might care, while not caring about the content of the article. You can do both.

The only thing that would fix this is a good old fashioned fist fight (between the two kids or the mom and the 18-year old, whatever you're into). Unfortunately, this being video games, it's just a battle of who can overload their mics. Both are winners!

2 things:

Nope.

Doesn't bother me too much. Sounds glorious next to "Windows Phone 7."

This is absolutely true. This would make the $50 pass worth it.

I could totally see myself doing this. Movies are about $10 bucks where I'm at, and paying $30 to see 4 in one month? I can't stand 3D, and I never eat concessions, so this is a deal. I would make this happen, even if I had to see a flick by myself.

Same here. Only on the rarest of rare occasions will I break open a can of pop (hey, I'm from Ohio) and in that situation, it will always have been free.

Hey, you're being condescending! That makes you cool!

Maybe you shouldn't be lifting houses.

What a great piece! I can't wait to get the game and relive my teen years on Sunday!

Powder Toast Man or am I just too old?

They're doing it for the lulz. That's been clear.

Ah, damnit! And I thought I was the only one who was clever.

Don't.

I was thinking more Charles Manson.