Same here. Only on the rarest of rare occasions will I break open a can of pop (hey, I'm from Ohio) and in that situation, it will always have been free.

Hey, you're being condescending! That makes you cool!

Maybe you shouldn't be lifting houses.

What a great piece! I can't wait to get the game and relive my teen years on Sunday!

Powder Toast Man or am I just too old?

They're doing it for the lulz. That's been clear.

Ah, damnit! And I thought I was the only one who was clever.

Don't.

I was thinking more Charles Manson.

What a great achievement.

And thus, completing the cycle, I will troll this article and end the world.

Ugh. Let's just hope that what this chart represents is true: 3D movies are trends. 3D doesn't excite me in any way, and certainly doesn't drive me to spend more money on an already expensive theater experience.

That's why I beat her too!!

Well, that's a deal-breaker.

Holy hell you are condescending.

I actually love the 3DS but I also love it when games avoid the stylus. It just doesn't feel right.

Wah!

What an awful band.

He's a gay alright.