I....uh.....no, please.

These snozberries taste like snozberries.

I love you.

I was always the shittiest kid in most of my math classes. I preferred English class through and through. I will admit, as much as I hated getting awful grades in most classes involving mathematics, I still read articles like this because they challenge the hell out of me. Wrapping my mind around the concept of…

Ah, marketing. The game of chance.

Mario. Tennis. That is all.

Man this game is huge! The dragon battles are so epic!

Holy hell! I thought that actually was a Twilight ad!

Not to mention evening can mean many things across the U.S. itself.

I always like this point of view because it's consistent and predictable.

I never played Defiance. I should probably get on that.

Holy shit this game is hip as hell. Best Coast, Spoon, and Titus Andronicus?! This is such an improvement over the always predictable Rock Band set list!

Bring back Soul Reaver!

Well. I laughed.

I feel like Microsoft is going to have an incredibly boring E3 due to leaks of games among other things. I don't really give a shit about minor changes in my live experience. Send me an e-mail if you're going to improve my "entertainment applications" so I can delete it.

Well, you get the idea.

Maybe next time we should get scientists to do the research.

Needs more Macho Man.

To be safe, he may have swallowed a satellite.

Just out of curiosity, is anyone going to be playing this game for the 1st time on the 3DS? Get ready for one of the best portable purchases you will ever make.