To be safe, he may have swallowed a satellite.

Just out of curiosity, is anyone going to be playing this game for the 1st time on the 3DS? Get ready for one of the best portable purchases you will ever make.

It was a pretty big hit in 2001.

Looking back on it, you're right!

What a great story! That guy is truly a hero of comedy. Kudos!

First off, this is a well thought out article and I enjoyed reading it.

If for nothing else, science has officially helped us annoy our downstairs neighbors.

I was really hoping somebody else would mention this, for I am not starred and my comment could go unnoticed. It's hard to read that you mention the features and then look up to find the features, only to have to read more commentary. Consider going back to the old format of voice commentary, please!

Good! I shall study this, and then rob you.

I have a sudden urge to.....join the navy!

I may believe some of this but only after the existence of the e-shop, or even a browser for that matter, on my 3DS

Here's to hoping Majora's Mask gets the same treatment.

Or "better" launch titles for that matter.

It looks pretty much the same as BC2 if you as me.....

Same. This is horse shit!

That just makes so little sense to me. If there is a chance to capitalize, why not take it?!

Does anybody know if we were promised a classic catalog like the Wii? I would love to take Mega Man or Ninja Gaiden on the go, and God knows people would pay for it. You wonder why an option like THAT wasn't available out of the box; it would certainly tide people over until some decent 3DS titles are released.

Oh man, I forgot about GAMES. Let's pretend like I'm going to have any money left.

The timing for the release of these products and games really surprises me. I'm no strategist, but why isn't Nintendo going full throttle with it's offerings so that people will not even think to see what Sony is going to do? Kotaku feels that the time gap between the release of Nintendo's and Sony's machines is…

I wonder if Drew Carey is upset that people still use his "fat days" photos.