@DJEsch: I still don't like us because of New Jersey.

Haha, gotcha!

I was in a similar situation and have been for years. My cousin, who happens to share the same name as me (first and last) was convicted of a crime some time ago and comes up instantly in a Google search. Several times in job interviews (usually upon the second interview) people will ask "When were you going to tell…

@CodeJanitor: She might just die. Your call.

@aec007: Yeah but thats assuming that the "serum" is voluntary, and now the age at which people collect is no longer some reasonable average. People could be collecting anywhere from the ages of 70-150 aaaaahhhh!!!

@PunkRockMachine: Damnit, this was already said. I really need to read before I comment.

And we thought Social Security was screwed NOW........

@alex-y: Can I name it? Paaallleeeeeaaaasssseeee?!

Regardless of all the hype and technology surrounding this movie, I will opt to avoid 3D for this film.

@Interstella5555: If you do it right, its not a problem. My dad does it about twice a year for various events cause the turkey does taste delicious. Learn how to do it, give it shot, you might change your mind.

@trs: I love this show!

Just think that before the word "facebook" was even popularized, Guy #1 might have said:

@BigTiki: I'm just saying dude told a story, he has no proof this actually happened. He's an entertainer.

@SKiTz: Exactly. Its a funny bit for standup, but this proves nothing.

This is one of the cooler stories that Giz has printed. Kudos, Kyle!

I always thought that day would be free zoo Friday in Cleveland.

And soon he will discover boobs and all will be lost.

@cloudedknife: Nope, got it.

I've always wanted to try this game. I bet I can pick it up for super cheap now!

@pakimetalhed: And thus he will remain.