@trs: I love this show!

Just think that before the word "facebook" was even popularized, Guy #1 might have said:

@BigTiki: I'm just saying dude told a story, he has no proof this actually happened. He's an entertainer.

@SKiTz: Exactly. Its a funny bit for standup, but this proves nothing.

This is one of the cooler stories that Giz has printed. Kudos, Kyle!

I always thought that day would be free zoo Friday in Cleveland.

And soon he will discover boobs and all will be lost.

@cloudedknife: Nope, got it.

I've always wanted to try this game. I bet I can pick it up for super cheap now!

@pakimetalhed: And thus he will remain.

@cloudedknife:

Has Steve Ballmer always been incessantly bald?

Can't wait to get my junk scanned at Cleveland Hopkins!

I found this out the other day when I try to gift a book to a friend who lives in California. I went to the Q&A page on Amazon to try to find out how to gift e-books, because I figured it would be pretty much standard. The question is purely answered by Amazon with "Amazon gift cards are available through the Amazon…

@macpatrik: Well played!

I would definitely pull in to congratulate these two fellows. I think this is great.

@Fanboy: Totally agree. I would be sold on the watch function entirely if there were only bluetooth capabilities.

@PunkRockMachine:

An obvious homage . So excited!

@Chernobyl: Everytime I say something like this the onslaught cometh. I take the same stance. Respect where respect is due, but they're not on my iPod.