@Poul Wrist: Am I eating a grapefruit or is this post just that bitter?

I realize now that when I read these reviews I go straight to the "hated" section. I don't know why, I must be a pessimist.

@ieatbabies: Boy way to get super socio-political about it. I was just making a joke at the expense of communism.

@NewSpecies: For joke purposes, my statement stands.

@GtheMVP99: 50 bucks on square for "bloke vs. square."

I'm surprised that console isn't RED.

I just can't be sold on motion controls. The end.

@Nitemancometh: Apparently Italians don't play it either....

Whatever is going on in that tpp picture is BLOWING MY MIND!

Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!

I'm having sex right this very second.

He's so old he's smoking that cigarette backwards!!

@n_gamer: I was creeped out as well. The end was lame, but I did get chills when I saw "Ben Drowned," with the death music.

I'm far denser than I think. I was thinking "maybe the floor tile will move and he'll fall down......"

@mrm: This is nothing short of horseshit. I'm with you.

@random_droid: Someone heard you!

Wayne Newton lives in exactly the house I pictured him living in.

@Helis: Those are 3D glasses.......no they're definitely not.

@d_r_e: Disney went to the campy side in the late 80s / early 90s? I always thought Disney was the epitome of camp. I don't know where Disney would be without it.

Just make a movie already.