I might have thought this was awesome, but the lack of literary experience (and the darn good try) are what lay this to rest as someone who's trying just a bit too hard. I really don't know how one goes about hacking Majora's mask. Maybe through a ROM?

My dream to fly: realized.

@laser beams: Touche! I was mainly referencing the "basic" look of most of Anderson's opening sequences. Its also missing a recent post-teenager with "real" problems, but dont tell me the hipsters aren't gonna eat this up.

I can't help but think Wes Anderson made this game......

Most of you are saying "ugly" but have you seen the style for dude watches nowadays? The faces on them are huge! Maybe it wouldn't be so outstanding if the Fisher Price watchband wasn't so skimpy. Gimmie a band thats as big as the face and at the very least they'll let me into the hipster bar.

Watching unboxing videos just reminds me that I still open up packages like a 10 year old. RAVAGE!

Will my plaid egg hold up in a mosh pit?

Who keeps giving this guy money? Is he an oil tycoon or something?

Putting algebra on my iPad would just make it less fun. Why don't I just put a tax program on here too.

Talking about the Go Is really moot at this point. If Sony isn't working on something to compete with the 3DS then everyone there has lost their minds. I feel the Go was one last shot by Sony to get people on their portable wagon (yes I know all wagons are portable).

@BlackApertureLabs: This pic is great!

I am whiter than the clouds in the sky but you cannot TELL ME that I like Phish. In fact, don't even tell me that YOU like Phish.

@Claw: No one gives a shit about big foot soooooo fuck 'em!

Goddamnit if you're gonna use a laser that could potentially kill AND is shaped like a lightsaber maybe its time you got rid of your silly band.

When is Nigel Godrich gonna release headphones? I would slap those right on the hair growing over my ears.

I can do without the incessant butt-rock. That goes for all games in the genre.

Zune, where are ye now?

@fnordcinco: I scrolled so fast to find this while muttering "If someone didn't reference..... "

I would blow up a grade school for a nano larger than 16GB.

@Stem_Sell: We'll know it's here when the ability to spend money is inserted into our bodies, that will be the first abomination.