Or I could just renew my copy of Last of the Mohicans from the library.

On the topic of vending machines (sort of) there's a reason they won't let people comment on the Cheeto Wars page......its pissing me off.

Giz has an unhealthy obsession with bikes.

Back to the days of Pangea.

Why must the college girl method survive in all aspects of life?

Giz does a pretty good job of reminding me about the money I don't have

With 2 motors PER shoe I can actually hear people getting fatter.

Ahhhhhh I love buying fireworks in Ohio and saying I live in Pennsylvania

@jakemiles: Ya know, like most companies.

@avconsumer2: Can the 700lb weight be partially comprised of the arms and legs I just chopped off my body? I would hate to see those go to waste.

Haha, "Shutup and give me my money," indeed.

Upon first glance I thought the thing inside the plastic bag was a mug and the whole point of this invention was so you could drink and not get rain inside your glass. Ya, I'm still hungover.

I think we all could climb a tree underwater.....big deal.

@Kaiser-Machead: Holy mother of God that soup is awful. Spend the extra 50 cents and get Progresso and I promise you'll have a better day.

I'm really excited that the term Heroes-journey bukkake was used

@Brian Eric Ford: I agree, but lets not pretend that Cheetos aren't awesome.

@Yahweh Took My Prepuce: I dunno but it makes that car go vrooooom!

We've tried this before.....

I think he's like Drop Dead Fred in that if you don't read his reviews, he'll disappear forever!

I'm on the fence about this, and I don't even own one of these do-dads.