The best packing method is to have your butler prepare your luggage and have them forwarded to your staff at your summer chateau. Alternatively, just keep an identical set of clothing in Monaco so you’ll never have to concern yourself with such trivialities.

Where’s the turbo button?

He defeated the end boss- and you won’t BELIEVE how he did it!

Listen buddy, you are going to need quite a bit of money to keep the initial relationship up, until you can arranging a meeting in person. It sucks, but oftentimes you have to pay for love, it just a bit more structured and upfront this way than the normal dating game. That being said, I have a friend in Nigeria who…

The mouse and keyboard setup might make it slightly better, but those segments were unbearable even back in the N64 days. But the fog, holy hell, all the fog. It’s as if all the dinosaurs were hot-boxing in that jungle.

Did you sneak out of daycare again Smudo?

awesome. so your laptop is as old as you are? ;)

I have to admit I was part of a ridiculously large order at a fast food restaurant. It was midnight, we were 20 some college students at a leadership conference, and Burger King had a $1.50 for 10 chicken nuggets promotion going on. That meant we could get 500 chicken nuggets for under 80 dollars. Our minds were…

Uh...uhuhuhu... you said butthead...

That reminds me of a friend of mine who was a glacier guide down in New Zealand. She said people were always asking her what type of rocks things were (Americans especially were rock-obsessed). Like, they would pick up a random rock and thrust it under her nose and demand she tell them. She does not have a geology…

(Psst - “Panini” is already plural.)

If, over the past 11 years, I had never been able to get past the first stage of a video game, I probably wouldn’t keep playing that game. The last thing I need to do is treat romance the same, lest I give up entirely.

He lives in a 3 bedroom flat, drives a lorry to work and takes the lift to his office (which is all sixes and sevens) on the 8th floor to have a shite in his private loo. That just about covers Chris Evans from A to Zed.

Completely different. Why is it different? Because that’s the only rebuttal I have for you.

Agreed. If it’s spelled GIFT without the T, I’m going to pronounce it gift without the t. JIF is peanut butter, GIF is Graphic Interchange Format. I refuse to accept it any other way :)

Very funny, I see what you did there...

“...enough that one-third of its buyers are adults.”

I think we can all see why the ex took an axe to the car in the first place.

What are you talking about? She was ALWAYS your girlfriend.

100%!