The mouse and keyboard setup might make it slightly better, but those segments were unbearable even back in the N64 days. But the fog, holy hell, all the fog. It’s as if all the dinosaurs were hot-boxing in that jungle.

Did you sneak out of daycare again Smudo?

awesome. so your laptop is as old as you are? ;)

I have to admit I was part of a ridiculously large order at a fast food restaurant. It was midnight, we were 20 some college students at a leadership conference, and Burger King had a $1.50 for 10 chicken nuggets promotion going on. That meant we could get 500 chicken nuggets for under 80 dollars. Our minds were…

Uh...uhuhuhu... you said butthead...

That reminds me of a friend of mine who was a glacier guide down in New Zealand. She said people were always asking her what type of rocks things were (Americans especially were rock-obsessed). Like, they would pick up a random rock and thrust it under her nose and demand she tell them. She does not have a geology…

(Psst - “Panini” is already plural.)

If, over the past 11 years, I had never been able to get past the first stage of a video game, I probably wouldn’t keep playing that game. The last thing I need to do is treat romance the same, lest I give up entirely.

He lives in a 3 bedroom flat, drives a lorry to work and takes the lift to his office (which is all sixes and sevens) on the 8th floor to have a shite in his private loo. That just about covers Chris Evans from A to Zed.

Completely different. Why is it different? Because that’s the only rebuttal I have for you.

Agreed. If it’s spelled GIFT without the T, I’m going to pronounce it gift without the t. JIF is peanut butter, GIF is Graphic Interchange Format. I refuse to accept it any other way :)

Very funny, I see what you did there...

“...enough that one-third of its buyers are adults.”

I think we can all see why the ex took an axe to the car in the first place.

What are you talking about? She was ALWAYS your girlfriend.

100%!

looks like the love child of Adrian Brody and Jake Gyllenhaal was cast in the Uncharted movie.

I hate to break it to you, but that's not Nathan at all.

This article reads like a tour guide in a museum explaining an exhibit from the distant past. “According to these ancient tablets, RPG players had to press and hold the Reset button before they pushed the power button when they turned off the game, or else they would risk losing their saved games!”

INB4 "speedrunners ruin the game because they don't enjoy the story and it's an affront to the developers and everyone who love the atmosphere of the game".